DnD Troll EN
At the end of the labyrinth stood an opening, and at the far end of it, light could be seen in the distance. The opening was blocked by a disgusting, enormous, obese troll chained around the passage with heavy shackles. It was obvious that the only way out was through him. But killing him would mean having to split his corpse in half, for even his limp, lifeless body would continue blocking the opening.
The troll had a massive gag shoved into his mouth and kept trying to utter something — perhaps a curse — though fortunately nobody could understand him. The chamber reeked horribly. Beneath the troll lay a mound of vomit, feces, and urine, mixed together with the bones of small animals that had wandered through the opening behind him.
What do you do?
- The room contains nothing except sticks and leather ropes.
- Attacking the chains does nothing.
- Attacking the troll causes the blows to bounce off a magical barrier.
- A critical strike or two powerful attacks will force the troll to spit out the gag and speak.
“Please stop, or you will kill me. I am Hin'ja, troll goddess of love. I am imprisoned here as punishment for betraying my lover, the god of earth and metals. Only because of me do creatures fall in love. Only because of me do flowers bloom in spring. When the earth trembles, it is because I am reaching climax,” said the trolless, tears filling her eyes over her fate and its consequences for the entire land.
As she looked upon the group of beings standing before her, she began sobbing even harder. Salty tears poured from her eyes, yellow wax dripped from her ears, grey mucus streamed from her nose, and thick saliva hung from her mouth. Milk flowed from her bare breasts, and nobody dared look at what was running down her thighs.
The heroes looked at one another and must now decide what to do.
Yours, - 9i7wo2 -
October 2020